A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
by Austin Tripp May 13, 2014
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When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit
Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.
by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021
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A fucking guy who bangs bitches all the time. Kinda a fuck boy. He has random outbursts and wants to jump on someone for one reason only... show bobs and vaginna
by Thotdustroyer69 November 30, 2017
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A kid or adult that likes to lie about everything and acts dumbs and pees with his sister
by YourD@D:) April 06, 2019
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literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant
you see austin w over there? he’s ugly. he smells like ryan p.
by not tenaj October 27, 2019
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Looks kinda like Wolverine. Son of Joseph Stalin. Watches Anime Porn for the "entertainment"
Austin Watts I thought I told you to stop watching that hentai
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI March 20, 2018
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A person who likes hot Costa Rican women. He enjoys basketball but sucks. This boy cries himself to sleep every night wishing he was good at basketball.
He plays basketball like Austin!
He’s a real Austin Wedin
by zzzzzzzzzig January 19, 2018
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