The hottest/ finest most relatable person ever .
me:Hey Austin lainer came to my school today

Nobody:so
Me:what do you mean so my school is better that yours (sticks toung out)
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It is a joint and a cup of coffee. It is usually taken before going to work or a football game.
Man, I am going to need a high octane Austin Speedball before heading over to DKR.
by SpandTexPants January 04, 2020
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Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life
Austins penis cannot be used
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A town in Southern Minnesota where All of your hopes and dreams go to die to be replaced with a lifelong job at the glorious hormel foods plant
Oh you’re gooding to austin minnesota this weekend? I would stay away from all the crackheads.
by Bing bing bong January 18, 2018
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a dorky british spy with bad teeth and an extreemly exessive amount of hair on his body. He likes to shag any man/woman he meets. And the simplest things turn him on... He also has some kind of obsession with vaginas
Austin powers- shagadelic baby ! Yea!
by Certified fishy July 14, 2006
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Pretty much the best man alive! He loves hot chicks and getting boobs . he gets more girls then jesse zellers, jordan koos, and bj moss combined. All the girls dig him and he gets 12th graders and megan fox.
Austin koos
by bill y bobbb October 16, 2010
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