A very confusing game. Ironically, seeming to be devoid of any clear rules. Playes run around an oval field in any possible direction, kicking and passing the ball where-ever they feel the need. On the plus side, the players seem to have a good time as they are often laughing during play.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.

A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.

A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'

A sport played mostly in Australia. Aussie Rules is similar to Gaelic Football however Aussie Rules is played with a rugby shaped ball. Aussie Rules is sometimes referred to as Australian Football this leads to confusion as some NFL fans will think its like American Football

Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.

Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.

the bast game to watch, better than that stupid american excuse for footy. no pads, just balls!