An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks
Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"
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It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.
Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
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When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
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Commonly known as sniper from team fortress 2 is also known for being an sniper from Australia.
*heavy weapons guy shoots people*

*Aussie sniper* I SEE YA

*Heavy weapons guy gets shot in the head*
by MrBitchiloid April 05, 2019
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An upside-down, or wrong way threesome. Being wrong meaning a two dude, one chick throw down, as opposed to the much more popular American threesome.
At the International dorm in Newcastle, Australia, surprisingly when polled, the Australians preferred the Aussie Threesome . This went against the rest of the students who preferred the traditional MFF.
by NOCT February 12, 2012
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The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.
Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!
by Pyrahmaniak February 20, 2012
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When one man cuss and a girls face then put waffles up her ads then eat it while kissing on the lips then putting red paint on the dick and blue paint on the ground then while having sex they barrel roll on the ground making and Aussie flag
Kyle and Mickey were going hard last night the did the Aussie waffle
by Lil com stain August 03, 2018
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