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Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
by Ezekiel Calhoun December 07, 2010
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Aunt mom :
when you’re a biological mother to a child but you’re never around or don’t do shit for you child, rather you just pop up on occasion like an irresponsible Aunt.
when you’re a biological mother to a child but you’re never around or don’t do shit for you child, rather you just pop up on occasion like an irresponsible Aunt.
by Nickg1269 May 02, 2019