Jerry: Did you hear about Dan?
Tom: No. What about him?

Jerry: He stayed in his room all spring break and did nothing but jerk off to porn. He didn’t even eat or leave his room to use the bathroom, he just reconsumed his jizz and shit for nutrients.
Tom: Oh god! what happened? Is he okay?
Jerry: He lost almost half of his body weight and his mom took him to a behavioral therapist. They diagnosed him with aujism.
Tom: What the fuck is aujism?

Jerry: It’s just the official medical diagnosis for low functioning coomer brain.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak