1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.
by MandaME August 24, 2008
Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.
by FarmFresh August 10, 2009
Also known as Disgusta, a very boring place where the people who live there have nothing to do but look forward to getting invited to Putt-Putt parties. Around Masters Season all the people who live there have to deal with traffic and can never step out until it's safe. The best thing you can do is look at overpriced things in the mall and go downtown. If you're a criminal, then trust me you have a variety of hotels to hide in. Every road has churches, hotels, and restaurants. Unless you're a heavy praiser of Jesus who likes to sleep at a hotel every night and eat at any local restaurant, then there's no reason to come live here willingly.
The Masters is held at Augusta, GA every year, the only exciting thing that Augusta itself has going for it.
by Augusta Civillian August 24, 2018
A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.
"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."
by BIG KENT January 1, 2016
Town located just over the border of South Carolina, only filled with drunkards, idiots, drama-starters, prostitutes, junkies, and other assortment of people that suck ass. Only people that are unintelligent don't know to get the hell out of the town, and the people that do should be awarded with a Noble Piece Prize.
Also known as Disgusta because of the horrid weather conditions year-round and the pollution.
Also known as Disgusta because of the horrid weather conditions year-round and the pollution.
Dude 1: "So where did you go over break?"
Dude 2: "This town in Georgia called Augusta. I had to visit family there."
Dude 1: "Anything fun to do?"
Dude 2: "Not unless you find hanging out with a bunch of idiot rednecks that smell like piss and booze talk about how they were popular in school and dont realize that no one gives a damn now."
Augusta, Georgia Native: "Tell me about it."
Dude 2: "This town in Georgia called Augusta. I had to visit family there."
Dude 1: "Anything fun to do?"
Dude 2: "Not unless you find hanging out with a bunch of idiot rednecks that smell like piss and booze talk about how they were popular in school and dont realize that no one gives a damn now."
Augusta, Georgia Native: "Tell me about it."
by EAceofspades February 7, 2011
To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.
by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020
One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
by Big Tittie Boy June 17, 2018