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The name of a big guy with enormous balls. Also a definisjon for a greek god. In 1647 he killed a whole army of germans with just his bear hands.
Selena Gomez: "August is so f*cking digg"
by Clitt oris November 14, 2019
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August looks like a quiet, lovable nerd, but when you get to know her you find out immediately that you have joined a cult. She is positively insane and will not be afraid to verbally slay you. Her best quality is her thoughtfulness. She will always remember your birthday and get everyone to sign the handmade card she made for you. She will decorate your locker with streamers and make a bigger deal out of it than you ever wanted but you love her for it. She is an altogether amazing person and you are lucky to have her in your life.
Is that August?

Person 1: ahh! Stay away!
Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god
by Marshmeloof January 28, 2020
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Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.
by Jokie:) August 07, 2020
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if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.
person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year
by random123456789990 April 30, 2020
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Beautiful strong girl. Loves to listen to music and doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. Is a great independent girl but wants to share with someone but can’t find anyone that is able to handle her crazy no polar fun ass . Is great full for everything she got but still fights for more on her own time . Doesn’t care about any stupid or teacher that annoys her she will slap the shit outta someone. Looks for someone that can be supportive and has a big dick so suck hers she’s beautiful and sweet and crazy all I need in a good girlfriend. Caution will cut ur dick off.
August is crazy
by Bubble red July 03, 2018
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she my bestfriend shes there for me when i need her she is awsome i love her so much as a friend 😁😁
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by Peypey1503 April 02, 2018
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people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.
him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?
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by bobby with the body October 17, 2019
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