The most beautiful amazing woman in the entire universe who makes my entire life and without her I would have no reason to live.

She is a very beautiful, outgoing, and smart girl. She doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. August is a rare name you never hear it anywhere besides when we end up in the eighth month of the year.. Seems to be very successful with everything that she’s done, or is doing. If you run across someone like her keep her it’ll be worth it.

A month when you go somewhere lots of morons travel with you. The month of the year where people go to McDonalds and drink Fanta everyday. A month when people can be sad because it’s near Autumn and it gets cold soon after.

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.

This guy has the biggest dick in school (Over 25 meters). Synonym for August Mandingo, or Big dick, August has a superpower which makes a girl get down n' funky. Also his penis is deadly when at a close range.

He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.

The month when Halloween starts.