"She was probably born on August 5th cause damn she's fine asf."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:hey bryce

Bryce:You know what today is?
Ni’Leah:uhh...August 5
Bryce:Yea but it’s National Smack ass day 🤤

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:Hi Bryce

Bryce:you know what today is?
Ni’Leah:August 5
Bryce: yea but is National smack ass day

Hey I’m born on august 5, I’m cool.

hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you

Its August 5. Can you believe it's national barb day?