August 3rd is a day where the most caring, loving, thoughtful people are born. You can pour your life out to these people and no matter what stupid stuff you tell them, they will accept you for who you are. These people are lifelong friends you would never want to lose because they are one of a kind and not a single person can replace them. No matter what, they are always right there if you need a shoulder to lean on or a person to rant to. From years of friendship to eventually being able to call them yours, these people will never abandon you.

People born on this day are literally the best people to have in your life. Never let them go because if you do, you are making the worst decision of your life.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The day that too many hot people are born a.k.a the day that everyone wishes they were born

Today is national Freak day to all the freaks in the world. Go crazy and do whatever the fuck you please.

idk some bitch fionna was born

international canadian frog day, the day in which frogs are born and move to canada.

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.