THE DAY A FUCKING LEGEND WAS BORN... DICKS OUT FOR WHO EVERS NIGGAS BDAY IS ON THE 17TH
*August 17th*

Friend One: Yo it’s my birthday
Friend two: Really Bro
Friend One: YES
Friend Two: YOUR A FUCKING LEGEND
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National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking
Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms
by Xxxdeadlyghostxxx October 17, 2019
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August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!
Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!
by Andrea J. February 14, 2014
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Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck
Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir
by ThEgRotTaEyShReDeDcHeEsEkOaLa November 15, 2019
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damn i mean>>>>> leo supremecy

probably hawt ngl like hotter than the sun itself.

never fear bc when u single, all the boys want you and when u taken all the boys will want u and vice versa. go and be a baddie queen xoxo gossip girl
you: oh its my birthday today btw
person 1: what?! damn thats kinda hot ngl
person 2: the baddie vibes you give rn

person1: yeah shawty a baddie being b
you: is being born 17 august really that amazing
both person 1 and person 2; yeah being born on the 17 august is amazing bro
by 17 august ppl r hot xoxo November 08, 2020
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The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want
Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
by Lgl November 03, 2019
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