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Audubon is a little trash town in north jersey. It’s filled with white trash girls that blow their money on drugs and alcohol from savion Norman (who has the blackest first name and the whitest last name) and unless you have a snap score over 500k you have no life. All the guys there hate gay people and just look around for hook ups. The only reason people go there is because if you give a girl from Audubon a bottle of vodka she will preform oral sex on you.
Hey man wanna go to Audubon?
No why the fuck would we go to Audubon let’s just go to a better town

Your right Audubon sucks but at least it’s not Brooklawn
by Southjerseyschmuck February 07, 2021
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Kid 1: "Hey u know of any parties going on tonight?"
Kid 2: "As a matter of fact I do, there's one going on in Audubon tonight."
Kid 1:" Oh it gonna suck for sure"
by audubonkid1999 December 28, 2008
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town in new jersey outside philly. worst town when it comes to people and parties
"yo dude" "you going to the party in audubon?"
"really a party!?"
"yeah its gonna be awesome, 30 guys and one 30 of miller"
by 12345ebincclr February 17, 2009
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very boring, filled w stoners, no one hangouts here bc it’s boring as fuck, usually goes heights hf or colls😹 everyone’s fake & what’s a green wave
what’s a green wave?”
“ew audubon”
by cool audubon kid July 10, 2020
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A town in New Jersey stuck between Collingswood and Haddonfield. Audubon (aka White-a-bon) has a football team that never wins and a reputation for street drugs. The streets are roaming with soccer moms and their SUV's and teenagers with their "Suped Up" rides. Don't get caught out past 11 on weeknights because the cops have nothing better to do then personally deliver you to mommy and daddy. The main attractions are high school sports events and that party you're never invited to. You're better off hanging out in Collingswood. And Audubon Highschool is the definition of Cliq.
Kid #1: Yo dawg we need some crack, should we go to camden?
Kid #2: No way, lets just go to Audubon, there's less black people.
by Tracy Lin September 10, 2006
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