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1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 09, 2003
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.

A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.
Want to see someone lapping over someone's vomit? See "Audition".
by Pleakley May 02, 2005
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The scariest thing about being in a play/movie/tv show
Person 1:Aaaaaaaah!!!!

Person 2:???
Person 1: AUDITIONS ARE TODAY!!!!!!
by Doglover777 January 12, 2019
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