A very nice dude, with a cool, chill personality. Auden isn't a snitch, and is cool in every way. He is extremely attractive, and is very social. He can start a conversation in seconds, and brings a very good laugh. He has a good sense of humor, and is lit af. Auden is basically another form of God, but with a big dick.
by Memer :/ January 16, 2019
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
a smart loving girl who loves every one!when she walks into the room she will brighten your day!she also has a great sense of fashion,if you are colin you are a great match with auden!auden is also a very sexy girl.
by I love playing out side! February 04, 2017
a wonderful son, great personality, will go far in life, handsome man, beautiful smile, rare and precious, a joy to be around, inspirational...
by Mommameeya February 04, 2010
Auden is the kind of girl that loves to read and watch movies that make her cry. She’s kinda athletic but prefers her couch. Most of her time is spent scrolling though social media and adding strangers on snapchat. She has beautiful eyes but she hates her smile. Auden is very clingy, whether it is with a boyfriend or a best friend, and when she loves, she loves with her entire heart. Auden gets distracted very easily, but also likes to be on top of everything. She’s probably binged watched Vampire Diaries, The Office, and/or Grey’s Anatomy. In all, Auden’s are nowhere near perfect but they think everyone else is. If an Auden starts to copy you, that means she aspires to be you in a way. Please love Auden’s. They need constant validation. Please.
by mamma mia here we go again August 08, 2019
A cool awesome kid who is great at unicycling bikeing snowboarding skiing and hockey also he is very cool with three fingers on his ridgt hand.
by wangdjskjdfd April 24, 2018
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
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