I was walking down the street, drinkin' my black tea boba
And this bitch--oh no no no no!
This bitch had the nerve, the audacity, to touch my motherfucking hair
Do NOT touch my hair! No, nonononono, okay?

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

oommmggg jade you have the audacity to call yo mutha fat!

so there was this lady going up the stairs to the train and she had a baby stroller and i was waiting for her to pass but the fat stroller took up the whole passage and she was like OH MY F***ING GOD DO YOU NOT SEE I HAVE A BABY IN A STROLLER" ... OF COURSE I SAW IT THAT TOOK UP THE WHOLE PASSAGE DO YOU REALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY FOR THIS and i was like ok ok sorry... like, TILT THE FREAKING STROLLER, IM NOT GOING ALL THE WAY BACK UP THE STAIRS FOR YOU TO PASS

thanks to traffic I was fifteen minutes late for class, and when I get there, this bitch next to me has the audacity to give me an attitude when I asked her what page we were on.

"You stupid, cheating bastard!... You have the audacity to get irritated with me? I'm actually thinking of other people's feelings.. you, on the other hand, are just thinking with your penis! I guess, after all, that IS what guys tend to do."

Some Dick didn't have the fucking audacity to say his thoughts to my face...