A stupid, redneck, cow-patty cousin fucker college in south Alabama who won a national championship by paying criminals like Cam Newton to play on their team and bribing refs. They are known for being much worse than the Alabama Crimson Tide, a team with 13 national championships that they actually earned. Auburn has never had a good coach, this being the reason that they suck. Their battle-cry, "war eagle". a phrase which makes no sense, is used by drunken rednecks everywhere.