A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
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When someone comes in to your house, sucks your dick, and calls you gay
My neighbor hit me with a suck attack, and now all my friends think I'm gay
by The Dick Unsucker October 07, 2021
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Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.
Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!
by rakiminki November 14, 2019
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When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.
by Bigman577544 June 09, 2021
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When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.
"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."
by Jackkannoff April 03, 2020
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A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.
Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.
by jeremytatum April 26, 2019
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