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The sexuality that makes it so that you're only attracted sexually to people that keep playing sports and have no IQ whatsoever and hate the intellectual.
"Look at Bruce over there, he's such a jock, I'm so glad I'm Athletesexual!"
by TUMBLR GENDERS AREN'T REAL March 21, 2016
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