Atheism 4.2.0 is for atheists who dont believe in god but choose to consume marijuana and for somereason start to believe in a higher power such as Bill Murray or that guy who didnt smoke weed or eat anyhthing for a long time. Buddhists? yea those.
Jon: hey dude this shit is hittin
Garfield : i think that the meaning of life is groundhogs day
Jon: the movie with bill Murray? is this that Atheism 4.2.0 shit youve been going on about?
Garfield: fuuuuuucckkkkkkkk
Garfield : i think that the meaning of life is groundhogs day
Jon: the movie with bill Murray? is this that Atheism 4.2.0 shit youve been going on about?
Garfield: fuuuuuucckkkkkkkk
by thats some good couch water November 30, 2018
n. 1. Dogmatic subscription to atheism characterized by forcing atheistic beliefs on non-believers.
2. The height of religious irony
2. The height of religious irony
by JulieLemon December 10, 2007
Anyone who pushes their opinion of atheism on others. Just like any fundamentalist religion with the need to preach their belief systems to others in the hopes of converting others to their cause.
Bob preached his fundamentalist atheism when asked to bow his head in prayer at Thanksgiving dinner.
by Erik Buchanan May 14, 2007
Believing in some afterlife does not exclude you from being an atheist. Spiritual atheism is possible (for example, Buddhists believe in an afterlife but not a God).
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
A form of atheism made popular by Christopher Hitchens, in his book God is not Great, Richard Dawkins, with his book the God Delusion, Sam Harris, with his book The End of Faith, and Daniel Dennet. It is a form of atheism that says that religion should not be respected but attacked.
by Dasichferbotten December 17, 2011
A term popularized on reddit to describe insecure atheists who are obsessed with having a rational or intellectual life outlook, but don't know enough about philosophy to defend one, and so try to expand the definition of atheism wide enough that it encompasses objects it is nonsensical to include, such as rocks, alligators, and shoes. No one seems certain what the goal is, since it involves saying that one is an atheist in the sense some non-rational object is, and so either seems to be implicating that rocks are intelligent, or is saying that ones opinion is on the level of that of a rock's.
The most common self-described variant is "agnostic atheism," a term made by strong atheists who feel so bold that they don't simply identify as weak atheists, but assault the concept of agnosticism in general, and try to mix it with weak atheism, while insisting that strong atheism doesn't count unless you profess 100% certainty. No amount of explaining the real purpose and definition of the words, or that no one is falling for their trick seems to get through to them, and it almost inadvertently results in them trying to explain their niche special pleading semantic set as if you simply don't understand it and will instantly accept terms made by insecure teenagers on the internet in the last decade, and which are used by no one else as more important than the real definitions.
The most common self-described variant is "agnostic atheism," a term made by strong atheists who feel so bold that they don't simply identify as weak atheists, but assault the concept of agnosticism in general, and try to mix it with weak atheism, while insisting that strong atheism doesn't count unless you profess 100% certainty. No amount of explaining the real purpose and definition of the words, or that no one is falling for their trick seems to get through to them, and it almost inadvertently results in them trying to explain their niche special pleading semantic set as if you simply don't understand it and will instantly accept terms made by insecure teenagers on the internet in the last decade, and which are used by no one else as more important than the real definitions.
I saw some people identifying as agnostic atheists again today. Looks like shoe atheism is still holding out.
by Dead Vein November 14, 2014
The belief that you will never get laid.
John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.
by Garrett Starr February 10, 2015