by TheSnarkyMrsM September 18, 2014
by Nicole February 18, 2004
by jtheicon August 29, 2021
Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".
by hustlecoke August 31, 2012
A particular user of the internet conspiracy forum "AboveTopSecret". Generally a member of the "alt-right", the ATS Edgelord fancies themselves smarter than most. These individuals often hold epistemological nihilistic beliefs, and a clear lack of topical understanding. An "ATS Edgelord" will often try to bully, belittle, and "out conspiracy" others.
Simon knew he was dealing with a typical ATS Edgelord when he was told "both sides are the same, man" and accused of being a Soros-paid internet shill for the so-called 'Deep State'.
by DanteGaland January 06, 2018
by Chef Vortivask June 26, 2013
"Addicted to Socializing", a syndrome characterized by physical and psychological dependence on socializing. Those suffering with ATS symdrome often describe a compulsive urge to frequent bars, sleep in strange places, exchange phone numbers with strangers, utilize party tricks and costumes to gain attention, and hold hands with cab drivers. Use of the phrase "bad ideas make the best stories" is often used to rationalize behavior.
Socializing initially produces feelings of euphoria and dissassociation with reality, but in severe uncontrolled cases can result in a pissed off boss, excessive spending, weight gain, chronic fatigue, wearing of the same clothes for multiple days, loss of valuables, and general neglect of repsonsibilities.
The syndrome is frequently exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol and is often seen in conjuction with Beerexia.
First recognized by Dr. Cooke of Sheffield, UK (self- diagnosis).
Socializing initially produces feelings of euphoria and dissassociation with reality, but in severe uncontrolled cases can result in a pissed off boss, excessive spending, weight gain, chronic fatigue, wearing of the same clothes for multiple days, loss of valuables, and general neglect of repsonsibilities.
The syndrome is frequently exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol and is often seen in conjuction with Beerexia.
First recognized by Dr. Cooke of Sheffield, UK (self- diagnosis).
I'm late for work, unshowered, and smelling like booze, because I have ATS Syndrome and I never made it home last night.
by ATS Syndrome Sufferer December 06, 2011

