Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.
Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.
by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009
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noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.
Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!
by Corn Flake October 28, 2006
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A hot tub, typically in the garden of a suburban house and used at parties where everybody's keys go in a bowl when you enter. Often with garish lights and bubbles to obscure what is going on below the water level. A sex pond should be cleaned regularly.
That couple opposite had a sex pond delivered last week, I hope they invite us to their next party.
by Rostfritt November 29, 2018
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A variation of Dogs in the Tub; While banging someone who has a large vagina or "Loose Burger" due to child birth. A gentleman places his testicles inside the woman along with his penis. Thus making it easier for the entry of the 'Dogs'.
Ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. Harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.
by G.T. Collins June 13, 2009
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TransAtlantic; referring to a country on the opposite side of the Atlantic from the country where this is said. E.G. in America, saying "across the pond" would usually refer to England, and vice versa. However, it could also refer to Africa or continental Europe.
And when I do some broadcasting across the pond, I have to speak with my best British accent or they won't pay attention to me.
by jengajam24 April 16, 2010
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Worst possible word or phrase you can call a person. To be pond scum is be worse than any curse you can dream up. Pond scum is the shit of humanity. The worst of the worst and nothing can get any lower than this. Pedophiles, rapists and any kinds of abusers would be worthy of this title.
Rehmeyer was considered pond scum after abusing children and women.
by lgt January 19, 2008
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