The state of mind which can only be achieved after one or more gravity bong hits out of a container equal to or greater than the size of a 32oz Gatorade bottle. When you have reached "astron", the following activities are not recommended:

1) Watching Salad Fingers

2) Driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.

3) Texting, IMing, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.

4) Sex

and, finally

5) Investment Banking

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

To look at the stars; Stargaze.