extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet