Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008
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If like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster. In extension, asterous is the opposite disasterous.

So basically: great, awesome, working well
Robin: Batman, your taking out the Joker was asterous.

Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.
by Avaricious Altruist November 26, 2012
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Oppostite of disaster. When something goes right instead of wrong.
Miss Martian: "Superboy! Are you OK?"
Superboy: "Fine; feeling the aster..."
by NinKen94 February 07, 2011
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Fred: My day sucks.
John: Really? I'm loving today, it's been aster.
by JSpades February 10, 2011
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Aster is as bright as a star, as depressing as a void and as sweet as flowers all at once. Aster is a sweet and outgoing person that usually listens to music most of their days. They usually love gaming and locking themself in their room. Aster is also depressed and sad with a blank expression. She usually won’t talk to anyone when she’s sad and zone out a lot. This person is a handful but doesn’t like to bother people with their problems. They’re a mystery.
Person 1: Hey, Aster is so awesome!
Person 2: Yeah, but they looks sad, we shouldn’t bother them.
Person 1: Ok, let’s go talk to them later.
by SakuraSamurai May 20, 2021
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Aster is girl who loves the world and the world loves her. She's your girl next-door and the girl you end up falling for. She's shy but sweet as can be. Aster is the type of girl that has big dreams and goals but doesn't hesitate to put those she loves before her. She's honest, faithful, and intelligent. Not to mention she is one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's lovely and the right person for everybody.
Did you see her walk by, she looks like an Aster.
by UrbanDef. February 19, 2011
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