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Astell is a fictional demon who likes to ruin people's lives. Astell usually takes the form of a shy young girl. She likes to trick people into trust her before she destroys everything that they ever loved.

One of the ways to find out if someone is Astell in disguise is to ask them to eat chocolate and if they say they don’t like it then ask them what their favorite fruit is and if they say bananas then they are most likely Astell in disguise.
It was surprising to find out that my best friend was just Astell trying to ruin everything.
by Astell_Banana September 02, 2018
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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