1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

woman who makes the poor decision of dating black men or dating a person who lives in the ghetto