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The ratio of Ass to Titties that exists for all real numbers except for a point
"Hey professor, do you know how to find the Assymptitties of my dad's dead ex?
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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