Urban Dictionary: Asswipe

An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by ices May 12, 2003

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

by Laura July 20, 2004

1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.

1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.

by nay April 12, 2004

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

by x January 22, 2003

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper

oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?

by random thoughts August 16, 2003