Urban Dictionary: Asswipe

The name of a person

My son Asswipe sure is hard to handle.

by Kmconner November 16, 2016

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A wiping of the ass

You should take the toilet paper and asswipe before washing your hands

by Peon12369 November 12, 2018

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A. Worthless person that always shows up uninvited to ruin everyones day and they are the only one that has a great time.

Here comes asswipe

by Larryandmary September 04, 2017

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Asswipe=toilet paper but you can use it any time

Person 1: lad could u bring me some asswipe!
Person 2: no
OR
Person 1: I stole your vbucks.
Person 2: You fucking asswipe

by ‘_’ February 13, 2019

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