1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.
I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.
by star8706 February 01, 2003
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undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness
i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!
by nanza63 November 09, 2010
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After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.
by vince February 26, 2004
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A person that wipes his ass.
example, jeffcongo he is an asswipe.
by jeffcongo October 29, 2004
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wipe for ass; brian
using child on rectum to ploeasure oneself
i just used baby jesus as an asswipe
by abtuse triangle January 29, 2018
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