This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass
How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.
by Hernux April 06, 2011
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Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.
by Harrice August 07, 2008
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Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.
That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.
by MrSmokey February 03, 2006
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adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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