Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.

1. A wad of ass.
2. A particularly unsavory character.