Urban Dictionary: Assturbate

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To bring oneself to orgasm by various acts of anal-simulation.

Vanilla masturbation doesn't work for me anymore, now the only way I can cum is if I assturbate.

by Tenshin_ December 29, 2015

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Jun 16 Word of the Day

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.

by monkeylabor June 13, 2021

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masturbating in your ass, or to sodomize yourself

"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"

by Seth and Sam July 11, 2009

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To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

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Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy March 25, 2014

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To use a butt to masturbate one's penis.

I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.

by Fkrtist September 03, 2013

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1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass

1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"

by baruchuh November 02, 2006

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