the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.
/əˈsträləjē/
/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
by Michael de Nostradanus November 03, 2015
The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.
The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology
by raleigh99996 October 19, 2011
by strimpy September 13, 2020
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021
Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.
My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.
My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.
by Rilcis January 21, 2011
"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"
by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021