Top definition
A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
2
Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"
by Cloveskies September 19, 2012
3
"I walked into a bar one night and it was predictable as could be with tons of tramps and their ass tats for all the world to see. Of course the tats were tribal."
by LittleE2112 November 30, 2008