Like pirates, but gay.

someone who fingers their own ass.

face made when one puffs up cheeks, flares nostrils, and bulges eyes. ask for model demonstration; never do alone.

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

Sexiest dude alive. Great at talking to people and being an awesome dude in general. Assrats have won numerous gold medals in the olympics and will always give you the cauldron when asked. Always ready to humiliate you when needed and attracts tons of girls. 'Assrats are the best' Every person ever