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A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.
Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?
by mintyfresca June 10, 2011
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a tampon used in the male butt whole.
an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.
by Danlewis January 05, 2007
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When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.
β€œI use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”
by flexmaster01 December 06, 2019
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