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A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.
Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?
by mintyfresca June 10, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a tampon used in the male butt whole.
an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.
by Danlewis January 05, 2007
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When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.
“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”
by flexmaster01 December 06, 2019
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