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A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.
Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!
by Charlie Mallet May 05, 2006
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An asshat is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on
An asspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on
by Nyominx March 26, 2005
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1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior
2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)
2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)
1) I forgot my asspillow, and my hemerroid popped when I sat on your couch.
2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!
2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!
by Mayhem178 October 19, 2004