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The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

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1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?
by gomaz July 06, 2005
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The study of being a complete asshole.
Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology
by thesmithhaters April 12, 2014
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the analysis and study of ass.
when i grow up i want to be an assologist.

i am going to study assology at university.
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