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An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.
Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.
by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say
DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test
by ydub October 04, 2004
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when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts
did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?
by ball zack October 07, 2005
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Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass
Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!
by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010
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The testicles that descend from one's anus.
Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.
by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003
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The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.
I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts
by logan December 21, 2003
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