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1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.
1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.
by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.
Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.
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1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.
"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"
by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004
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