Urban Dictionary: Assmilage

Top definition

How many times you’ve had sex with the same girl before you need a new one.

“Hey man what’s your girls assmilage?”
“Yo, Nicky you have a low assmilage.”

by Enny Cain November 10, 2018

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012