When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.