Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

Timmy: “Mommy? Daddy’s spending too much time in the bathroom.”
Mommy: “Leave him alone Dear; he’s got a blown-assket.”