"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."