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A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
by TheKirkness October 06, 2011
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Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.
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when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...
omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...
by Bridster April 14, 2005
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