A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?
I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
by TheKirkness October 06, 2011
Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid
Synonym: Shitty
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid
Synonym: Shitty
by T.A. August 05, 2004
adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.
p.tense Assified
con. tense Assifying
p.tense Assified
con. tense Assifying
He is going to assify that room I just know it.
Did you see how she assified that car?
Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?
Did you see how she assified that car?
Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?
by XpideR G August 05, 2009
by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003
A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
by Viking Guy May 03, 2007
Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?
This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.
This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.
by XpideR G August 05, 2009