Urban Dictionary: Assid

Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 09, 2006

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Ass Acid

I like to spew assid at my friends

by Mozzi August 17, 2013

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Assid

A really cool and pretty (TikTok) girl whom is very popular

have you seen that new Assid girl she is so cool

by lilllyk May 18, 2021

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Assid

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.

omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.

by Randomname6 June 06, 2020

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Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

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assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by MattyMo424 April 16, 2008

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assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren August 19, 2005

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